5/30/2023 0 Comments Vixen art of zoo torrent![]() ![]() Do you make these in your factory?” “Not like that! It looks fun, can I play?”. “What do you do, young Elf? Toys, you say? Well, I have a nice toy right here. Who should you run into, but Senor Dachat. And fuck it, being an Elf, you can become invisible anyway. You might have a look around their shops, enjoy some of their festivities. You might pop into town – secretly of course you’re a fucking Elf – see what the earthlings are doing. So, clocking out on Christmas Eve once Santa has set off – what will you do?… And when you’ve been a VERY good Girl, working your fingers to the bone day in day out all year long to put presents in front of spoiled horrible little earthlings, your 1 day off per year is of course, Christmas. This year, Santa’s Little Helper is not the dog on The Simpsons – though one look at this Lady I expect he wishes he were there… No this year, Santa’s Little Helper is a very naughty, very sparkly, very bubbly and intoxicating, very tasty young Elf, of the female variety. ![]() Fairy lights, tinsel, happiness and basically having a good time. But the ending of a year, and being alive to look at some of this stuff, is probably worth celebrating. It might be colder, sometimes not (Go Gov!). It’s that end of year feast where you say, fuck me, made it 1 more year. As we know, Christmas is a Pagan Tradition stolen by the Church, and kinda stolen back again.
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